Deke & Gretchen's Sister

I know, I know, you're probably saying to yourself, "I didn't even know Gretchen had a sister!" Neither did I until Deke introduced me to her while Gretchen was out of town for the weekend. (I think he had something in his left eye, because he kept blinking it.)

Granted, it has been a while since I've seen Gretchen, but the resemblance is uncanny and it's obvious Deke loves the sister as much as he loves his wife, what's-her-name.

He's a bad M.F., but she loves him for it...

Congratulations!

Allan smuggles his new surfin' buddy into the country via his wife's uterus. Very clever, Allan. Very clever indeed.

But this bear was juuuust right....

Somewhere, Goldilocks is seeing this and realizing the next time the bears catch her in their bed, the outcome is going to be soooo much worse for her.

Not even five minutes into the date & he makes his move...

Dog Days of Summer

You're so thin and smooth and mellow...

When his coworkers have gone home for the evening and Ryland finally finds himself alone, he begins his friendly-yet-flirtatious chat before making his move and french-kissing his computer monitor.

Derek takes a moment for self-reflection

Allan demonstrates how he became such a ladies' man.