Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Craft service?

Instead of setting up any actual craft service, Jane simply directs
the crew to peruse the location's kitchen cabinets for snacks. "Hey,
food is food," says Jane curtly.
In the background, an actor tries to decide between a jar of peanut
butter or an unopened jar of olives.
"Do you have any aspirin?" he asks.
"I dunno. Check some other cabinets or something; I don't live here."
retorts Jane before burying her nose in the latest issue of 'US Weekly'.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

It's everyone's favorite sitcom: "PROPS!"

HAHAHA! Tune in next time for another episode of... "PROPS!"

Sunday, March 22, 2009

A bull elephant tires of Patrick's critical comments...

"You call that using your trunk? I could do that better."
"You eat bark? My food tastes are far more refined than yours."
"You call that ivory? I've seen better ivory on a piano."
"Hey, who's edging toward extinction?"

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Hallucinations... or a terrible reality?

After the accident, you're pulled from the ambulance and wheeled
towards the ER. These are the horrific last images you see while
drifting in and out of consciousness. Your life is in their hands....

"Oh, uh... I think I'm at the wrong bar..."

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Filled with bitter jealousy and always competitive...

...Scooter desperately tries to outdo the cuteness of the "Jessica/kitten" photo.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Friday, March 6, 2009