Craft service?

Instead of setting up any actual craft service, Jane simply directs
the crew to peruse the location's kitchen cabinets for snacks. "Hey,
food is food," says Jane curtly.
In the background, an actor tries to decide between a jar of peanut
butter or an unopened jar of olives.
"Do you have any aspirin?" he asks.
"I dunno. Check some other cabinets or something; I don't live here."
retorts Jane before burying her nose in the latest issue of 'US Weekly'.

It's everyone's favorite sitcom: "PROPS!"

HAHAHA! Tune in next time for another episode of... "PROPS!"

A bull elephant tires of Patrick's critical comments...

"You call that using your trunk? I could do that better."
"You eat bark? My food tastes are far more refined than yours."
"You call that ivory? I've seen better ivory on a piano."
"Hey, who's edging toward extinction?"

"So You Think You Can Dance" casting session (no callbacks)

Derek always knows how to accessorize

Another reason why Scooters are not allowed in some places?

Hallucinations... or a terrible reality?

After the accident, you're pulled from the ambulance and wheeled
towards the ER. These are the horrific last images you see while
drifting in and out of consciousness. Your life is in their hands....

"Oh, uh... I think I'm at the wrong bar..."

Just a day in the production office with that guy who sits near the copier...

Seth loves his pizza until he hears someone say "Come on, everyone knows that pizza is not a 2nd meal!"

Maybe there's a reason why Scooters aren't allowed in some places...

There's ALWAYS time for porn.

Filled with bitter jealousy and always competitive...

...Scooter desperately tries to outdo the cuteness of the "Jessica/kitten" photo.

Whatsa matta you? Shaddap-a you face!!

He's a vertical-line man in a horizontal-line world.

And so he wears a moustache.