Deke & Gretchen's Sister

I know, I know, you're probably saying to yourself, "I didn't even know Gretchen had a sister!" Neither did I until Deke introduced me to her while Gretchen was out of town for the weekend. (I think he had something in his left eye, because he kept blinking it.)

Granted, it has been a while since I've seen Gretchen, but the resemblance is uncanny and it's obvious Deke loves the sister as much as he loves his wife, what's-her-name.

Having secured a mate, the somewhat elusive Derek begins his migration back to the cooler waters of Northeastern America's Boston Harbor.

Gretchen, however, elects to fly home.

Congratulations!

High-fives all around!!

Ignoring Colucci's advice, Deke takes off to get married in Madagascar (or some weird, fairy-tale land that he made up ).

Now we know why he doesn't like to be barefoot. He's like Iron Man with those things.

From one bachelor to another...

Sadly, someone (someone who laughs at the death of others, by the way) is going to marry this individual...

Boston Film Blog was unaware that a unibrow was also a consequence of using meth, but it's hard to argue with photographic evidence.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEKE!

Derek takes a moment for self-reflection

"So You Think You Can Dance" casting session (no callbacks)

Derek always knows how to accessorize

"Oh, uh... I think I'm at the wrong bar..."

Just a day in the production office with that guy who sits near the copier...

SOMEONE......................Deke.......carl.