Jessica smiles as she smothers a kitten in an ether-soaked towel.

Seriously though, isn't there a quota as to how much cuteness is allowed in one photo?  Why don't we just cram in a unicorn and a CareBear and a smiling newborn baby and a rainbow too?  Huh?  Oh, I see, that would be too much for you.  Limits, people... that's all I'm saying: we should just have some limits.