Look! He farted in the face of the person behind him! That person is holding their nose because of the putrid smell!! THAT is why there's so much conflict in the Middle East! The Jews are always farting in the faces of us Palestinians! It's rude, I tell you! R-U-D-E! Yesterday I was eating a custard at a cafe and right when I took a big ol' bite, this Jewish dude plants his buttocks on my plate and lets loose this thick, wet fart: >BRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPP!< It was all I could do to swallow that custard I was telling you about.