Displaying finesse as usual.

Nick moonlights as an insult comic on the stand-up comedy circuit

Mr. Frowny can't wait to see this show.

Having secured a mate, the somewhat elusive Derek begins his migration back to the cooler waters of Northeastern America's Boston Harbor.

Gretchen, however, elects to fly home.

Two homeless guys talk near the video tap set-up.

And now, a word of advice from Colucci:

Another episode of "Props!"

Congratulations!

High-fives all around!!

Jane goes on a bender in California

Did I say "on a bender"? I meant "on vacation".

But seriously, let's just tell it like it is: she's on a bender on vacation.

Ignoring Colucci's advice, Deke takes off to get married in Madagascar (or some weird, fairy-tale land that he made up ).

Now we know why he doesn't like to be barefoot. He's like Iron Man with those things.

Some bonds in Production are very strong.

(In takes 1 through 18 of this photo, Nick's hands were several inches lower, but Steve finally said it wasn't "working for [him]" so we adjusted the positioning.)

Uh-oh! Mr. Frowny spies some food!!

Mr. Frowny doesn't really like women. But he LOVES food!!

From one bachelor to another...

Allan channels Yakov Smirnoff

With little work in LA, Malcolm and his racist friends head south to get drunk and taunt black school children

When asked for comment, Boston replies, "Malcolm who?"

Standing-in proves difficult for Nick.

But the town you're from is still a "hole".

Yay! He loses!!

He was totally out of his league, but always the optimist, he'll find other activities to keep him occupied.

Sadly, someone (someone who laughs at the death of others, by the way) is going to marry this individual...

Boston Film Blog was unaware that a unibrow was also a consequence of using meth, but it's hard to argue with photographic evidence.

That's just rude, Gretchen. It's too soon. Too soon.

A 'phrase' every group of PAs should use to warn Production before a job...

Charlie Lew plants the seeds of anger that'll come to a head at the 30th Anniversary concert.

At least now we know who took the brown acid.

Where does the time go?

And then there's that homage to Alfred Hitchcock. Good eeeevening, ladies and gentlemen.

But this bear was juuuust right....

Somewhere, Goldilocks is seeing this and realizing the next time the bears catch her in their bed, the outcome is going to be soooo much worse for her.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEKE!

Everybody's talking at me

Everybody's talking at me; I don't hear a word they're saying, only the echoes of my mind. I won't let you leave my love behind. No, I won't let you leave... I won't let you leave my love behind.

Not even five minutes into the date & he makes his move...

Dog Days of Summer

Ari: doing his part to help the Israeli–Palestinian peace process.

Jacqui's having problems with her horseless carriage!

You're so thin and smooth and mellow...

When his coworkers have gone home for the evening and Ryland finally finds himself alone, he begins his friendly-yet-flirtatious chat before making his move and french-kissing his computer monitor.

Steve starts wishing he had joined his friends on their trip to Camp Crystal Lake instead.

Hey! Want Leif's burger recipe? You might find it here.

HEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Hey, Josh! Show us your "O" face!

Classic, Josh. Classic.

In this week's episode, "PROPS!" deals with current events!

HA HA HA! It's funny because it's true. I mean, it's not funny. There's nothing funny about this.

What happened last time on "Props!"?

Leif Wonders Where It All Went Wrong

Jean patiently stands by.

The Day the Laughter Died

If you're asking yourself, "Hey is something mildly different here on the Film Blob" then pat yourself on the back, because YOU ARE RIGHT!

It was only a matter of time until someone out there "find[s] no humor in this blog" and, as such, wanted their images removed (as is their right). So some photos have been removed and others altered and I think I saw some feral children make off with a few more. You gots to watch out for them wolf-children, folks! They'll make off with your pocket-watch if you aren't careful! No joke! I was on a Katy train several years ago and a whole pack of 'em just rose up from the plains and swarmed the ol' steam engine. There was no Law in those parts back in those days, so we had to call on good ol' Mike Mulligan. He brought his steam shovel and got us out of there in no time.

Between his shovel and our engine, there sure was a lot of steam back then. What gives? Those darn wolf-kids still made off with my pocket-watch though. Now I walk around and people ask me... like just the other day, someone says to me, they says, "Mabel-" and I'm all, "Just a cotton-pickin' minute! MY name ain't Mabel, pal. And if'n I hear you call me that again, I'll feed you a knuckle sandwich through a catheter!"

Sure, it doesn't scare you now, but at the time it seemed to scare them. Or bewilder them, I don't know.

Long story short, have a swell day and be of good humor - unless, of course, you find no humor in things, in which case perhaps you'd like this blob:

Things to be Miserable About

That's kinda funny too though. Haha: statistics!

Be well everyone!

Jane lays down the law.

A befuddled Andy wonders if she'll want to "hang out" later.

Viddy "A Clockwork Cucc" & listen to Beethoven's 9th Symphony. It's real horrorshow!

And viddy films I would. Where I was taken to, brothers, was like no cine I'd been in before. I was bound up in a straight-jacket and my gulliver was strapped to a headrest with like wires running away from it. Then they clamped like lidlocks on my eyes so I could not shut them no matter how hard I tried. It seemed a bit crazy to me, but I let them get on with what they wanted to get on with.

Now all the time I was watching this, I was beginning to get very aware of like not feeling all that well, but I tried to forget this.    Then, I began to feel really sick, but I could not shut me glazzies! And even if I tried to move my glazballs about, I still could not get out of the line of fire of this picture!

Faye gets her speaking voice and thinking voice mixed up.

...much to the irritation of the director.

A Broken Man

4 times the Misery

Scouting

Scooter at sunrise!

Maybe he needs it to wrangle talent...?

Patrick runs when the local police take offense after he calls them "pigs"

Patrick said later, "I just like to get a rise out of them."

But... this is *MY* location....

Ray is bewildered when he comes home one day to find a total stranger (Jeff MacLean) taking location pictures in his own house.
Competition is rough in the Location Scout business.

"I got the tools. I got the pillows. All I need is the lumber."

The cue card is a little far away...

and could you, maybe, put it somewhere other than right under the key light?

All Andy did was say "hi" to Allan's wife...

The aftermath of the "Brazilian Fists of Fury"